Sunday, November 15, 2020
Cartoon Characters Who Ran for President, Part Eight
Sunday, November 1, 2020
Cartoon Characters Who Ran for President, Part Seven: Assorted others
Seems like, at one time or another, any cartoon character that owned a hat threw it into the ring during one presidential contest or another. Today, let's look at several that never got farther than a few merchandise opportunities:
Bozo the Clown:
Yep, Bozo, the World's Most Famous Clown (according to his own publicity) ran for president in 1984, under the slogan "Put a real Bozo in the White House." This campaign got as far as a press conference and some buttons and bumper stickers. Bozo actually had some contacts - he claims he was actually contacted by John F. Kennedy in the 1960's to be part of a national safety campaign but Kennedy's assassination ended the project.Snoopy:
Never got past some buttons and stickers, usually found in Dolly Madison snack cakes or Weber's bread, and a campaign song. It's a shame, as Snoopy was not only a World War I veteran (fighting against the Red Baron) but worked with NASA as a safety mascot for the moon landings. In fact, Snoopy even flew into space - in 1969, the lunar module on Apollo 10 was named Snoopy.
Alfred E. Newman:
In 2016, Candidate Donald Trump compared Democratic contender Pete Buttigieg to MAD Magazine mascot Alfred E. Neuman. This was not Alfred's first foray into politics. Alfred E Neuman ran for president for several years in the magazine's heyday and was a favorite candidate of many high school and college kids, most of which were too young to vote. You have to love a candidate that can come up with such great talking points as:
- America is on the brink of ruin - Let Alfred finish the job!
- At least he's honest about his idiocy!
- Amid the uncertainty - a voice of confusion!
- If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
- What - Me Worry?
Dogbert, from the Dilbert comic strip, was a canine candidate in at least 1992 and 2008. Probably one of the scariest candidates to ever run for office.
Brain (From Pinky and the Brain)
Pinky and the Brain is the story of two lab mice who, in each episode, execute a nearly-flawless plan for world takeover... Nearly flawless, as something always stops them at the brink of achieving their goal. In Meet John Brain, the Brain decides to "play the world's game, politics" and helms a nearly successful campaign for the presidency. Unfortunately he becomes so overtaken by his popularity that he insists that his public meet him in person. Once the public discovers he's a mouse, well, it's time to plan for tomorrow night. Here's a clip from Meet John Brain:One more entry to go - the story of the little possum from the Okefenokie who jumped in the ring and fell hard! Tune in later this week!
Saturday, October 31, 2020
Campaign 2020: Cartoon Characters Who Ran for President, Part Five and Six
Long before Hilary Clinton stepped onto the political stage, we had two other woman seek the office of Chief Commanding Officer. These week, we're examining the Presidential campaigns of two forward-thinking women who sought to break the glass ceiling.
Part 5: Betty Boop for President!
In 1932, the country was in the midst of the Great Depression. Incumbent Herbert Hoover was up against Franklin D. Roosevelt and his "New Deal." Americans may have been ready for something new, and cartoon debutante Betty Boop may have sensed it. She announced her candidacy in a 1932 promotional film, "Betty Boop For President."In the film Betty is running not against Roosevelt or Hoover but Mr. Nobody. Mr. Nobody, in my humble opinion, wins the award for the most honest politician to ever grace a platform, as exhibited by his campaign speech:
Who will make your taxes light?... Mr. Nobody!
Who'll protect the voters' right?... Mr. Nobody!
Should you come home some early dawn,
See a new milkman is on:
Who cares if your wife is gone?... Mr. Nobody!
While they do not appear in the film, Betty momentarily morphs into Hoover and Al Smith. Al Smith? Who is Al Smith, you say? Al Smith was actually the Democratic nominee for president in 1928 and conventional thinking was that he would run again in 1932. We can assume the cartoon was long into production before Roosevelt was able to clinch the nomination at the 1932 Democratic Convention (on the fourth ballot, for you trivia lovers).
Betty is actually sworn in as president in the film and speaks in front of Congress, depicted as a stable of donkeys and elephants, on her upcoming agenda. The end of the film, we can assume, was a hint at Betty's next item on her agenda: Ending Prohibition. You can watch her entire candidacy in under 7 minutes by clicking below:
Part 6: Olive Oyl for President!
The Presidential election of 1948 was considered the greatest upset in the history of Presidential politics, with Harry Truman beating Thomas Dewey despite virtually every poll predicting a Dewey win. What would have REALLY been an upset is if Olive Oyl had won. Olive Oyl took a quick dive into politics in the 1948 film "Olive Oyl for President." This is a bit of a cheater as most of the film is actually a dream Popeye is having, but the film ends with an actual campaign. You can see a clip below; but I suggest you watch the full film by clicking HERE.
Not to be outdone, Popeye ran for President as well in 1956 in the lackluster film "Popeye for President" (are you noticing a trend here?). However, Popeye was no match for Adlai Stevenson or winner Dwight Eisenhower. No need to watch; it is included strictly for archival purposes.
Saturday, October 24, 2020
Campaign 2020: Cartoon Characters who Ran for President, parts 3 and 4
Sunday, October 18, 2020
Campaign 2020: Cartoon Characters that ran for President, Part 2
Once again, as a service and a distraction from this year's Presidential campaigns, we offer you some alternatives: Cartoon Characters who ran for president in the past. Maybe one of them will appeal to you and the masses...
Part Two: Winnie the Pooh For President!
Yes, that silly old bear ran for President four times between 1968 and 1980, despite the fact that he is British-born entity and not eligible for president. I assume he hoped no one would ask to see his birth certificate..
In 1968, At a special Disney Night at the Hollywood Bowl, Winnie the Pooh announced his first candidacy. No doubt the audience that night was surprised by this late entry into the presidential race, but Pooh did his best to get his message across. He did most of his campaigning at the Tomorrowland Terrace stage at Disneyland, where several times a day he would give his campaign speech as part of a Kids of the Kingdom show called "On Stage, USA." This first campaign would not prove successful as he was edged out by Nixon come election day. However, Pooh had gotten a taste for politics and recognized that his next campaign would require much larger backing...
1972 looked like it could be Pooh's year. He had gotten some big endorsements from both Disney and Sears, which backed a massive advertising campaign to get the word out that Pooh was a viable candidate. They went all out with daily "Pooh for President" parades down Main Street USA in both California and Florida (both key states with massive electoral votes). They also took a two week whistle-stop train tour of the United States, sponsored by Amtrak, stopping in various places between Los Angeles and Washington D.C. The train had a special boxcar that converted into a stage. Pooh could roll into town, give his campaign speech , then quickly roll away to the next town.
During the train tour, Tigger, Pooh's press secretary, began dropping hints that Owl was being seriously considered as Pooh's running mate. It was felt that Owl had the attributed necessary to appeal to both left and right wingers. However, Piglet ended up being the Silly Old Bear's choice for Vice President. Eeyore became his campaign manager. Below is some archival footage from Pooh's '72 campaign.
Pooh even held a Children's Party Convention in Walt Disney World, where 50 children (one from each state) and their families were selected to be delegates. They unanimously selected Pooh as their candidate despite a smear campaign by a rogue heffelump.
Despite the vigorous campaigning, Nixon again stole the election from Pooh. Well, there's always next year...
For his 1976 campaign, Pooh enlisted the help of award-winning musician Larry Groce to write his campaign song. Larry came up with "Pooh for President" and the record was given out at Sears outlets. The song was even nominated for a Grammy for Best Children's Record. The song promises honey in every pot, no taxes on toys and snacks for all (finally a campaign I can get behind). I know you'll want to hear it at least once, so here it is:
Pooh ended losing the Presidency to Jimmy Carter. At this point, many of Pooh's supporters felt he should hang up his hat and retire. However, Pooh, like Perot, felt he had one more campaign in him...
In 1980, Pooh ran his campaign in Disneyland. He ran against Captain Hook for his party's endorsement. Disneyland Guests ware encouraged to vote for one or the other, and despite a last-minute effort by Hook to (literally) steal the election, Pooh received the endorsement. However, by this point his election had run out of steam and Ronald Reagan was elected president.
In recent years, there has been some talk about Winnie the Pooh taking another stab at the presidency. However, recent issues Pooh has had with China's president (see HERE) have probably killed any future campaigns for the time being.
For much more info on Pooh's campaigns I direct you to the following article by Jim Korkis, just click HERE.
Sunday, September 27, 2020
Campaign 2020 - Cartoon Characters who Ran for President - Part 1
As Election Day gets closer and the country goes further into turmoil, I thought it might be time to consider some alternatives to the current crop of presidential candidates. In fact, in the past we've had many cartoon characters run for president and it may be time to resurrect one of them as a presidential candidate. They would be just as cartoony as the candidates we have now. So, once a week we'll look back at the various campaigns - perhaps we'll find a likely candidate among them.
Part One: The Hanna - Barbera Characters
In 1960, Huckleberry Hound took the plunge and through his hat in the ring. Being one of the first big TV cartoon stars, you would think he'd use the new medium to promote his candidacy. For some reason, he stuck with more old-fashioned campaigning. His entire campaign consisted of a record album, a comic book and campaign buttons. Kennedy learned to utilize television much more effectively and was able to win the presidency from both Huck and Nixon.
In 1964, Huckleberry Hound was pushed aside by TWO Hanna -Barbera characters who ran against each other (and Johnson and Goldwater) for the presidency. Yogi Bear ran against Magilla Gorilla in a hard-hitting campaign that was covered in comic books, records, coloring books and even bubble gum machines. Strangely, both candidates again eschewed television campaigns despite both having their own television shows at the time.
Both used top-notch advisors to run their campaigns. Yogi relied on previous candidate Huckleberry Hound, while Magilla brought in a Washington outsider, Top Cat. Mirroring the politics of the time, their campaigns cumulated in a Space Race, with both candidates building rocket ships in a race to be the first to the moon. Unfortunately, come election day they were both stranded on the moon, clearing the way for Johnson to declare victory.
Tuesday, March 24, 2020
Corona Virus and Rabbititis
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