Thursday, July 7, 2011

Top Animated Films, as chosen by Joefood...

Here it is!   As I promised, here is my list of top animated films of all time!

The problem with putting together a list like this is deciding on the criteria.   There are three different ways I am looking at this:   Should a top list include the best-made animated films, the most groundbreaking, or the most enjoyable?   Fantasia, for instance, qualifies in two of those areas, but many of my friends feel the film is less than enjoyable.  "Like having teeth pulled" is how one friend described it, a viewpoint I do not endorse except maybe during the Toccata and Fugue section.

It's also hard not to make a list that is heavy on the Disney films.   But, let's face it, Disney made more animated films than anyone, and had the market cornered for most of the last 70 years.  Snow White will still be shown to audiences long after Madagascar and Ice Age have had their time in the spotlight.  Disney animated films are still the benchmark for the industry, so the list may be heavy with Disney Films, including the Pixar films, which now hold the dominance the Disney hand-drawn films once held.

Here is my list.  I think any one of these 20 films can hold its own among the greatest films of all time, in any medium.    I held it down to 20, as after that it gets a lot more muddled...

1. Pinocchio
Probably the most technically perfect animated film of all time, combining perfect animation, expert effects, a beautiful score and memorable characters.   Also, probably the most terrorizing animated films of all time, not counting Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer...
2.  Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
It's hard not to put this film as #1, as it showed everyone how it should be done.   However, I have to give the edge to Pinocchio.
3.  Bambi
Another beautiful, and almost lyrical film.  Bambi is probably the film that caused Kleenex sales to jump dramatically in the 1940's.  Saddest...moment....ever.  At least for animated films.
4.  Fantasia
Sorry, all, but it's a beautiful film and it makes my list.   If you don't like it make your own list.
5.  The Little Mermaid
The film that helped start the animation renaissance of the 1990's and beyond.   I remember distinctly seeing this film, and walking out of the theater saying "Wow...   Disney actually CAN still make a classic animated film worthy of Snow White!"  The huge impression it had on me at the time gives it this high ranking.
6. Beauty and the Beast
Another near-perfect animated film.  The basic story could have been down without animation, but the supporting characters and great songs make it a Disney classic.
7.  Toy Story
Toy Story was the first computer-generated animated film of all time, launching the trend that dominates the industry today.  I went to see this film with skepticism.   I felt there was no way a computer animated film could create the characters, the emotion and the sincerity that hand-drawn animation could capture.   Boy, was I wrong.  This film, along with The Little Mermaid, had the biggest impact on me concerning the future of animation.
8.  The Incredibles
Action!   Comedy!  Mystery!   Romance!   The Incredibles had it all.  For added fun, watch "Jack-Jack Attack" (a short cartoon on the DVD release) right after watching the film.  It fills you in on what was happening in the Incredible's home while they were out saving the world.
9.  Toy Story 3
Each film in the Toy Story Trilogy is a masterpiece, and this one is the one that ends it all perfectly.  'Nuff said.
10.  Dumbo
A favorite of one and all, always ending up on someone's top ten list.
11.  One Hundred and One Dalmations
I have always loved this film.   Cruella De Vil, to me, will always be the greatest Disney Villain of all time.  Her first scene, as she bursts into Roger and Anita's apartment, sells me on the film every time.

12.  Lilo and Stitch
This is the anti-Disney Disney film.   The plotline sounds ludicrous (alien criminal lands in Hawaii and is adopted by an dysfunctional family, with songs by Elvis Presley) and yet it works beautifully.   Stitch has joined the ranks of memorable Disney characters like Baloo, Dopey, Goofy, and the rest of the merchandised mob.
13.  The Lion King
The story is predictable, but the animation, the characters and the music all combined to make it the highest-grossing animated film of its time.  
14.  Aladdin
Just plain funny, with great songs as well. 
15.  Toy Story 2
When Jessie, the yodeling cowgirl, tells her background story, I get choked up every single time.   Curse her!   Another great Toy Story film.  This one especially hits home, because as a comic-book collector I can really commiserate with the villain, Al from Al's Toy Barn.  To be so close to completing his collection, only to have the airlines lose his suitcase.... 
16.  Ratatouille
This movie combines two of my passions - animation and food.   Despite the gross-out factor involving rats handling food, this is a great animated film with Parisian settings that look better than the original.
17.  The Iron Giant
My first non-Disney film!  If you saw the film you would understand how it made the list.   The story of a small boy who adopts a giant robot from outer space seems like Saturday-Morning cartoon material.   Well, understand that this movie was directed by Brad Bird, the genius behind The Incredibles.   A hugely enjoyable and moving picture.
18.  Shrek
I liked the first Shrek film.   It was funny, had a cute story and some great characters.   Each subsequent Shrek film has been worse and worse, but I still have a soft spot for Shrek #1.
19.  Up
Another hit from Pixar
20.  Lady and the Tramp
Everyone raves about the 10-second clip of Lady and the Tramp chewing on the same spaghetti strand, but they fail the remember that this small scene is part of one of the most romantic scenes in cinema history.  It's loaded with charm and humor as well.

Honorable Mention:
The Simpsons Movie
Not perfect, but it definitely harkins back to the first 9 seasons of the show, when the writers were operating on all cylinders.
South Park:   Bigger, Longer and Uncut
The first half was great.   The second half....   not so much.

I also need to get around to seeing "How to Train Your Dragon" and "Kung Fu Panda" both of which I hear may make the final cut.  Let me know what you think I left off, or what I should have left off, in the comments below.

Saturday, July 2, 2011

Saturday Morning Cartoon: Roger Ramjet


Today I'm going to introduce many of you to one of the funniest cartoons you've probably never heard of:  Roger Ramjet.  Created in 1965 and voiced by Gary Owens, Roger Ramjet was the leader of the American Eagles, a group dedicated to keeping the world safe from evil.   The animation is poor, but the direction and the writing more than make up for the low budgets.   There were 156 five-minute episodes produced for syndication, and while everyone one isn't a gem, as a whole they are hysterical.   The running gags alone are worth the price of admission.   Here are two episodes chosen almost at random:  "Hi Noon" and "Miss America."   Enjoy!



Friday, July 1, 2011

TIME stands still....


Time magazine's movie critic Richard Corliss just published a list of the top 25 animated films of all time.   If you follow this link, you can read the author's comments plus watch trailers from each of the films on the list.  Or, if you're not that interested, I have posted the list below:

1. Pinocchio (1940)
2. WALL-E (2008)
3. The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Movie (1979)
4. Dumbo (1941)
5. Spirited Away (2001)
6. South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)
7. Up (2009)
8. The Triplets of Belleville (2003)
9. Finding Nemo (2003)
10. The Little Mermaid (1989)
11. Toy Story 3 (2010)
12. Toy Story (1995)
13. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
14. The Adventures of Prince Achmed (1926)
15. Wallace & Gromit in the Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)
16. Happy Feet (2006)
17. Akira (1988)
18. The Lion King (1994)
19. Tangled (2010)
20. Paprika (2007)
21. Kung Fu Panda (2008)
22. Dr. Seuss’ Horton Hears a Who! (2008)
23. Yellow Submarine (1968)
24. Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)
25. Lady and the Tramp (1955)

Huh?   I realize that lists are very subjective, and lists like these are made to invite comments and controversy, but really?  Horton Hears a Who?  The Bugs Bunny Road Runner Movie??  HAPPY FEET??? 
Sadder than what is on the list are the films that were left out.   Films like Bambi, Fantasia, The Iron Giant, The Incredibles, and the Beauty and the Beast (nominated for Best Picture) were left off to make room for films like South Park - Bigger, Longer and Uncut.  And Happy Feet.  HAPPY FEET.   Let me say it again, because I just can't believe it - HAPPY FEET???
I admit that I am no movie critic.   I also admit that I have yet to see every animated films.   I still need to sit down and watch Kung Fu Panda and How to Train your Dragon, both of which I have been told are great films and possibly deserving of this recognition.   I have never heard of Paprika.   I watched Spirited Away, and despite everyone raving about the movie, I just didn't get it.  But any list that puts the Bugs Bunny Road Runner Movie as the third best animated film of all time is a few sardines short of a can.  I love the cartoons, but 10 cartoons strung together don't work as a movie.  And, for the record, neither does HAPPY FEET.
To give credit to Mr. Corliss, I would put Pinocchio at the top of list.  I think this is one the most technically perfect animated films ever made.   Disney was at the top of their game at the time, and ever scene in the picture is a masterpiece.  As a child, the scene where Lampwick is turned into a donkey terrified me.  It starts slow, almost as a joke, then slowly builds, becoming more and more intense as the pace and horror builds to a climax.   It gives me goosebumps to this day.  



If I have a chance, I'll compile my own list in the next day or so.  In the meantime, I invite your comments.   What do YOU consider as the best animated films of all time?  Post your choices in the comments section below!

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Saturday Morning Cartoon: Animaniacs - Chairman of the Bored

One of my favorite TV cartoons of all time was the Animaniacs.  Great writing, above-average animation and great characters came together to create one of the best, laugh-out loud cartoon shows on television.   Sure, it wan't perfect....   sometimes the animation was sub-par, some of the segments weren't so great (Mindy and Buttons pops to mind) and near the end they got too self-conscious, but in their prime, this was the show to watch.   Posted here is one of my favorites.   It's not typical of the Warner's cartoons, but great just the same.   Enjoy Chairman of the Bored...


The return of the Honda!

For those of you who were trying to make sense of my last post, that is a scene from the classic motion picture, "Lassie Come-Home"  I posted that picture because, much like that courageous collie that climbs mountains, forges streams and dodges rush-hour traffic to make it back to his family, my car has come home!

I had assumed that by now, my car had been chopped up into little auto parts and sold piecemeal.   I was making plans to buy my next car (I had heard that Chitty Chitty Bang Bang was on the market) when I received a call from the LA Sheriffs:   My car had been recovered!  I was told I could go pick it up at a towing yard in Walnut.  On the way there, I prepared myself for what it might look like, asking myself the questions:   Is it stripped completely?   Was it involved in an accident?   Was it used in the commission of a bank robbery?   Can I get fries with that?   (sorry, it was lunchtime and I was hungry)   I eventually got to the towing yard, paid the fees, and walked into the yard to see my car, parked in the far corner of the lot.

We stopped, I looked...

This would be a good time to describe how my first stolen car looked once it was found.   My first car, a 1986 Honda Civic, was stolen in 1997 and stripped for parts.   Once the thieves removed everything of value from the car, they set the car on fire.   Here are a few pictures of that car in the impound lot:



So, understand why my hopes where not too high.  Eleven days is more than enough time to strip a car.   However, amazingly - my car got off relatively unscathed!  The thieves stole the car stereo, the battery, a tank of gas and a few CD's (they took the Disney CD's but left the Best of Mel Blanc behind), then left the car on a residential street.   They rummaged through the glove compartments, but never bothered to open the trunk, where a few things of actual value  would have been found.  There are a few things not working right (the horn and the gear shift) but the car runs as it did before.  These items are currently being repaired by my insurance company, and soon things will return to normal.

Oh, and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang sold.    I didn't win the auction; my $12 bid being a little too low.   Well, you can't win them all.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Upcoming attractions

Sorry, folks, it's been a very busy few days.   I have some things to update you on, but I want to have the time to do them right.   However, here's a hint to upcoming attractions:
Recognize the picture from a classic motion picture?   If so, you may be able to figure out what has transpired in the last several hours.   Stay tuned!

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Saturday Morning cartoon: The Critic

Once again, it's time for your Saturday Morning Cartoon!  Here's the 1963 Academy Award winner for best animated film, an obscure little gem featuring Mel Brooks.  This is the YouTube version; for a more high-quality version follow this link.