Saturday, January 18, 2014

Odd Comic Book Covers

In case I've never mentioned it before, I'm a big comic book collector.  Many a day has found me searching through EBAY, looking for that one last issue of whatever comic book I'm trying to find.  Every now and then, however, I come across an issue of something that makes me go, "Huh?"   Here are a few I came across recently...

Evidently, in the 1940's there was no worries of child protective services coming to take your ward away from you, so Batman (and Superman) felt justified in treating eight-year-old Dick Grayson in any manner they pleased.   However, this seems a bit cruel.   Maybe he's being punished for posting secret identities on the Web?  I'm surprised the girl on the bicycle nearby is so impressed.  Obviously not a fan of children.

I've always felt sorry for the cats in the Mighty Mouse cartoons.  It's nice to see them get some revenge on Super Raton on Halloween, 1955.  Even Heckle and Jeckle join in...  And if Dick Grayson was around, he'd probably join them as well.


If you're a Super Villain looking for an identity, this may be the clue you need!   Don't be the Penguin...   or Catwoman...  Be The Skunk!   It's just the thing to strike fear into the hearts if Supermen!   On a side note, what exactly is Robin wearing?   They look like green chainmail underwear.  How comfortable can THAT be?   Now I really feel bad about those two making him pedal that bicycle.

I guess Kryptonite isn't Superman's only weakness.   Don't tell Lex Luther.  All that money he's spent on death rays, and all he really needed was some flour, butter and shortening.
 
There's something weird about seeing Batman in a skirt.   I would think his knees would be a lot more pale then they seem to be in this picture.  After all, how often do you see Batman's knees?  As a side note, Batman actually has a Scottish connection - Bruce Wayne was named for Robert The Bruce, or King Bruce I of Scotland, who led the war for Scotland's independence. 
Okay, I know this isn't a comic book cover, but I still had to share it.  It's amazing what a little missing punctuation can do to a headline.
 
The less I say about this one, the better.

Friday, January 3, 2014

Lost Amusements #1 - The Flash!

In 1992, I took the first of what would become an annual Amusement Park tour.   That first year was the best - 45 parks in less than three weeks!   The part that made it especially exciting was that every park was a new experience - they were all new to me.   In that one trip, I got to experience Kennywood, Cedar Point, Coney Island, The Wildwoods, and several other parks on a first-time basis.   The discoveries and wonder of that first trip has never been duplicated.

Since that first trip, several rides and even entire parks have been lost to the ravages of time.   Parks such as Geauga Lake, Erieview, William's Grove and Hunts Pier have been closed down, while amusement areas such as Seaside Heights have sustained so much damage (due to Hurricane Sandy and a subsequent fire) that they may never recover.   Meanwhile, Parks such as Conneaut Lake Park are barely hanging on for survival.  I feel a certain tinge of nostalgia every time I read these stories, as a part of that first trip disappears under a bulldozer's blade.  I felt it would be a good idea to document some of what was lost...   Someone on the Internet may be looking for this info.

I'll start with one of the first parks I visited on that first trip, and one of the first coasters I rode.  Nellie Bly Park is located in Brooklyn, NY and was named after groundbreaking female reporter Elizabeth Jane Cochrane, whose took the pen name Nellie Bly.  She had quite a career as an investigative reporter.   She faked insanity so she could be placed in the state mental institution in order to report on the squalid and cruel conditions there.   She spent ten days in the institution enduring inhuman treatment before her newspaper got her out.  As part of her investigations she worked in a box factory, got a job as domestic servant, and once even bought a baby as part of a report on the baby trade.  Her big claim to fame, however, was a stunt she carried out in 1899 where she attempted to duplicate the trip portrayed in the book "Around the World in 80 Days." She completed it in 72 days, six hours and 11 minutes, setting a world's record and beating out another journalist from a competing paper.   They are still trying to locate her luggage.

Nellie Bly Park in 1992
Nellie Bly Park used the "Around the World in 80 Days" as a theme for the Park.  The Park opened in 1967 a was mostly a kiddie park, with the usual merry-go-round and circular rides.  As the years went on, the park grew, adding an "Around the World in 80 Days" funhouse, go carts, bumper cars and the like.  In 1982, they added the Flash Roller Coaster.   The coaster operated until 1996 and the park itself closed at about 2006.  Finding information on this park is not easy.  Harder still was finding information on the roller coaster I rode when I was there.   The Flash was originally a traveling roller coaster built around 1976 and designed by Arthur Lamkin.  Nellie Bly bought for $100,000.   After operating from 1982 until 1996, it sat unused until about 2000, where it was reportedly sold to a South American company.   The Park eventually reopened as Adventurers Fun Park and is currently operating several of the original rides.  

Where indicated, the photos below are courtesy of Jim McDonnell at http://jimvid.smugmug.com/

The basic layout of the Park from a more recent visit.  Courtesy Jim McDonnell
This is the Haunted House from 1992.   Unfortunately, when I experienced it, there were very little working stunts.   At last report it was closed, awaiting renovation.

Me in the jail.   Nellie Bly actually spent time in Mexico reporting on conditions there, and was almost arrested.



Classic fire truck ride.  Courtesy Jim McDonnell

The Superslide!   You will literally wet your pants on this one...   Courtesy Jim McDonnell
The Flash Roller Coaster, from 1992.  It had a unique square configuration.   I've never seen another one like it.

Another picture of the Flash after it was closed down.  From http://rcdb.com/ and Ken Denton.

Interior view of the Flash.  As you can see, the hills weren't large.  From http://rcdb.com/ and Ken Denton.

The Fun House.  It celebrated the trip Nellie took around the world.   It must have been a boring trip, because when I went through the fun house there were very few stunts.

Another view of the Fun House.  Courtesy Jim McDonnell

The ungraded Haunted House, in 2005.  Courtesy Jim McDonnell